Hello everyone and happy Friday. We've got some good ones today.

 

Ford Cars to Read Your Twitter Feed - As long as it comes with side airbags, a cd player, seat warmers, and, twitter?

 

Mountain Lion Removed From Home - Do you have any pets? I'm allergic. "Just a lion."

 

Dog Gives Birth to 16 Puppies  - An expecting parent's worst nightmare. I hope they have a deep college fund.

 

Who Invented the Gatorade Shower - In honor of last night's national championship game.

 

101 Uses for Everyday Things - Because a couple just isn't enough.

 

14 Who-Knew? Uses for Your Microwave - If you're looking for more than just heating up soup.

 

Snow, Ice, Tighten Up Grip on SouthEast - <Insert Global Warming Comments here>

 

For Pats Fan, $1m Consolation Prize - When your favorite player goes down, win a million bucks.